Pre-Wedding Joke
Jack had been engaged for almost a year. Jack is getting married to Jill next month. Jill’s mother, June, is great. June is putting the entire wedding together and invited Jack to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what they had expected it to be.
When Jack got to June’s place they reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred... then June floored him. June said that in a month he would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with him.
Then June just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that Jack knew where the door was if he wanted to leave.
Jack stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that he knew how to deal with this situation. Jack headed out the front door...
There, leaning against Jack’s car was June’s husband, John, who was smiling. John explained that they just wanted to be sure that Jack was a good kid and would be true to their little girl, Jill. Jack shook John’s hand and John congratulated Jack on passing their little test.
Jack kept it to himself that he thought their "little test" was asinine bullshit, but he’s marring their daughter, not them.
Jack also kept to himself that the reason that he was walking out to his car was to get a condom ...