Funnies
You know you’ve been living in London too long when…
You say 'alright' back
You know who Kevin Keegan is
You don't remember any captain of Australian Cricket Team after Alan Border
You have no longer pulled a root; you've got a shag
£1 doesn't seem like too much to pay for a Moro Bar or a can of L&P
After a big night out you find yourself looking for a Curry house, and not a 24 hour McD's
More than three hours sunlight on winter days seems excessive
You finish every sentence with 'Cheers' or 'Yeah'
You only just realise you have lost your sunnies, you left them in Greece last summer
You start thinking English cuisine isn't all that bad after all, I mean, it's hard to beat a full English, innit
You realise your suntan lotion is the one you originally bought with you
You are on to your sixth umbrella and your second overcoat
A day at the beach means wearing the warmest clothes you own while standing on golfball-size pebbles and the thought of swimming doesn't even enter your head.
You think Penguins are nearly as good as Tim Tams
You always call soccer football
... and you have a team
... and it's not Manchester United
You don't think twice about buying a packaged sandwich
A sunny lunchtime means searching for a patch of grass stripping off to your underwear
You start hating the French for their silly accents rather than their nuclear policy
Queuing doesn't seem to be such a big deal.
You actually say, 'Sorted'